::overheard in a macdonalds::

How did the elephant get stuck in a fridge?
It went in to get some food and got stuck.
Lion, king of the jungle, summoned all the animals to his palace and all came except one.
Which one and why?
The elephant. Cuz it was still stuck in the fridge.

There were five cats on a ship. One of them jumped off. How many cats were left?
None. Cuz they were copycats.

Why, at a birthday party, the pinata did not break even after many hits?
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The family left before the kid could tell her mom the answer. It's bugging me.
Why the fucking hell didn't the pinata break....