:: all dogs go to heaven ::
for the first time in almost 9 yrs, my dog didn't come barking when i opened the front gate. i really can't believe it cuz it happened so suddenly. he seemed perfectly healthy one day and the next time i know, my sis calls me at work to tell me the dog is dead. this dog was the first dog that i had frm puppy to adulthood.
it's strange not being able to go out after dinner and play with him...

"In Loving Memory"

Jake

1998-2006

:: Prease Es-prain Why ::

Bak Chor Mee

For the benefit of those that have not listened to the Bak Chor Mee (Minced Meat Noodle) podcast from the Mr Brown Show.

I had an amazingly similar experience today!!

"Esprain why you say you tell me you don want ter kwa when you din say you dun want ter kwa."
"I'm sorry. Now can I eat my lunch"
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"Why didn't you look when you pass the ball"
"Okay. I'll look next time"
"But WHY didn't you look"

God. Bloody irritating. The guy made a mistake. This is no why or reason to explain the mistake. Highlight the error, learn frm it and MOVE ON!!

:: Funnies ::

Check this guy's blog out... super funny.. think i might have posted on it before.. but it's worth another advertisement.

Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten

in the spirit of things, here's a top ten list i found. [not from his blog.]

The Top 10 Things I'll Do When I Become An Evil Overlord
Anyone harbouring designs on taking over the world should probably take the following considerations into account before making us all your minions...


10. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

9. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

8. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

7. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

6. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

5. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

4. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

3. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

2. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

And...

1. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

:: Tech[no] Freak ::
omg. unbelievably boring. that's what my life has turned into.
i guess i can't expect working in an office for 9 hrs a day to be incredibly exciting but i didn't expect it to be just so regimented. the same ol' things everyday, 5 days a week.. but like my DyCO said. don't have to be so PC abt it. it's definately better that chionging thru a jungle in the middle of nowhere firing at an imaginary friend.
but seriously. i have to find something outside camp to pump my adrenaline and get me back into shape. think i'll prob be going down to NY more regularly to see how the rugby team is shaping up. join in their fitness training every now and then? possibilties.
i need a miracle please let me be your gurl... woah woah woah... what? okay.. so i'm not singing it as in literally i wanna be somebody's gal. but cascada has been climbing up my playcount list steadily. haha... so tacky. all the techno beats. but it's kinda fun really. reminds me of sec sch days when techno seemed really in. guess it's not really all that popular nowadays but i can't help reminiscing can i.